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Less documentation means more job security.
"Can't expect me to train my replacement if I don't remember how I did it!"
"It works. What more do you want?"
Security by obscurity!!!
Devs:
I have altered the code. Pray I do not alter it any further.
What I stand up in AWS I don't know how it works. How an I going to expect a hacker to figure it out?
The most secure endpoint is one that is completely inaccessible because the underlying service isn't running.
Ok but hear me out we’ll just put it in a Docker container and that’ll make it better
That's old hat! Auto deploy it with helm on kubernetes.
Lmao, is this ДМБ reference?
haha you noticed!
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2024
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