Usually don't have that nice of a background myself

Man, nsfw it. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

It has like 3 curves in it. What are you? Some kind of weird duck-human hybrid?

the majority of men's bodies are shit to look at

Hard disagree. I think you're probably just not attracted to dudes.

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As a licensed, dues paying gay, I quite like the male form. Even body types I'm not particularly attracted to can be very appealing, and I've rarely regretted getting a dick pic or body shot. The only nudes I'm not really fond of getting on Grindr are close up booty hole pics. Sometimes they can be hot, but mostly they're not done well

For the simple fact that humans have successfully reproduced I must assume women find men attractive, however since I am not a woman this is but an assumption, perhaps they are all psychopaths, cynically mating for the simple necessity of reproduction, I certainly know plenty of men who would agree with that statement however I find it far more plausible that in some form or another men must be viewed as attractive to the opposite sex.

You don't need to have a perfect body; lighting, indicating soft power through angles, and imagination are your friends. A lot of the best male nudes are the ones where the dick isn't the focus(or even shown at all).

yes, you just need an attraction to men first.

also, phones have a timer setting for a reason.

Or you can just take a video, and then pull out a frame if you really want to try hard.

Also also, there are literally people who you can pay for this shit.

Also also also, nude modelling for painting is a thing.

Likewise, the best nudes that women send me (a man) are just "boom, here's my tits". The ones with sexy poses or outfits and fancy lighting and stuff....come on. That's the kind of picture YOU would like. You didn't take that for me.