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[-] teft@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can't wait until Raygun is a conehead t-rex.

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago

Excuse me, did they censor the man's eyes in the MRI? Why???

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

...can you be identified with eye x-rays like dental records??

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Probably, but I think you'd need to be a medical professional and have access to his other records. And I'm no expert but I imagine the scalp tumor is a lot more identifiable.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago
[-] gencha@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

The eyes probably look super weird and people are supposed to focus on the bump on the head

[-] vxx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] gencha@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you 😂

[-] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Holy shit it's Andross.

[-] shadearg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Mind your cardboard.

The danger is real.

this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
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