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[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 86 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They have probably gotten ticketed for an unsecured load in the past so now they throw the strap over it so that they can say they secured the load.

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 5 months ago

And yet how you secure a given load depends on the load, of course. There's no way this would fly, is there?

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago

Oh, it’ll definitely fly away

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Depends on the cop but probably not.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 70 points 5 months ago

*Slaps the dirt*

That ain't going anywhere

[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago
[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago

Just because "ain't going nowhere" became a catchphrase, the single negation still stands

[-] BigPotato@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

You're just supposed to say the two in sequence.

  1. Slap it
  2. That's not going anywhere
  3. As you walk away, say "ain't going nowhere"
  4. Drive away and watch as you sand blast everything in your rear view
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

That don't go anywhat

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 19 points 5 months ago

Now he has a ratchet with grit in it

[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

True Grit^tm^

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 5 months ago

Maybe he knows something we don't... 1000003507

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 7 points 5 months ago

That was my thought... Since the compacted soil is held in place and can't escape laterally, it's basically a wall in the middle of the pile

I'm not sure how much it'd do, but it'd do something

[-] DataDisrupter@feddit.nl 9 points 5 months ago

Maybe it's so overloaded that the sides started buckling and they figured that would fix it? In any event, yeah, that'll fix it!

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I'll just assume the strap is holding the bed onto the frame of that junker

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

If a tarp was added to this equation it would actually do something.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

Burial at Road

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago

Must be the same group that votes for trump.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago

Don't hit the screw with a hammer. Load securing is a different kind of politics than ruler succession of 18th century elective monarchies with a constitution.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Hitting a screw with a hammer is a great way to get a screw started that's having trouble.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

You might lose foothold though.

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