Self-respect mostly (at least what's left of it).

All those pockets too small to carry a phone.

Thankfully, other men.

Were any women involved in this? Seems like the industry was full of older white men making all of the decisions back then.

I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.

I recently got a one shoulder top that I'm wearing at home, does that count?

My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.

Do you find a beer gut sexy? How about Dad Bod?

I don't want to show anyone up

Because eww, I don’t want to

Sheer sex appeal

Every single men's top I've seen are too big...

The "Fire Island gay" look is not for me. (Aka Midriff-baring T-shirts and Nut-Hugger shorts.)

Because our bodies are gross and threatening.

It's too cold where I live

I don't want to be killed off like them?

The middle one (at least) is from Sleepaway Camp. Terrifying ending.

I’m tall and thin so my clothes do look like that

It’s really uncomfortable

Misses says my T-shirt tan ruins the look, not the dad bod ❤️

I could dress like that... for money.

I kinda dress like this in casual situations, no cropped shirt though. But I'm considering making one out from an older shirt.