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[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Communion is when you feed anything to anyone

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

Okay but church waifers and wine are really tasty and should be something you can buy at the regular grocery store instead of only church wholesalers.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Yo which god's blood are you drinking? Ours was always really sour and the flesh was pretty stale.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Usually church wine is supposed to be Port, which is a dessert wine.

[-] context@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

we usually had watered down carlo rossi

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

We only drink the finest vintage god blood from the oldest vineyard in Jerusalem.

[-] pooh@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

They're doing cannibalism larping and they expect to be taken seriously for it?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

worse, they're symbolically eating the flesh of god who is a man who is god but he isnt god, dont say he's god, but also dont say he's not god.

[-] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The official teaching is that it is not symbolic. They claim to be quite actually eating the flesh of Christ. Communion is a summoning ritual.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Er it's actually transubstantiation nerd

Catholic lore goes deep

[-] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That is the name for what I'm describing, no? Transubstantiation is the summoning of Christ's blood and flesh by means of bread, wine and ritual. It's a fancy word for a specific type of summoning.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Catholics like to say "human and divine"

[-] roux@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

I need answers, why aren't Doritos, America's national treat, worthy enough of transubstantiation? Someone get the pope on the line.

Too processed!

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] multi_regime_enjoyer@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

"Accidentally" is the milk chug hairpulling meme photo accidentally horny?

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

All this over a dorito?

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch?

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