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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

For non-~~Austrian~~ Australian readers, I found this:

2021 Australian Parliament House sexual misconduct allegations

Edit: bad autocorrect

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

For non-Austrian readers

Gu-en tag, mate! Setz another garnele on ze barbie.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Oh no, it's the consequences of his actions coming back to haunt him yet again.

Bummer!

[-] Pyflixia@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 2 days ago

I think his lawyer personally wants to see the nudes.

[-] realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club 8 points 3 days ago

How skillless of a person do you have to be where the only thing you can do is go on OnlyFans? You can't work at a Waffle House, or Wal-Mart, or do a podcast, or become a janitor?

[-] MCHEVA4EVA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

It's more that he's a rapey shit cunt no decent person would hire.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago

I was going to say he's not going to do great at that, but he does have a bit of a Niko Avocado look about him.

this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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