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Pope Francis Excommunicates All Of World’s Catholics So He Can Have Quiet Weekend Alone (theonion.com)
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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

i heard catholic people say that they pray for the Pope cuz he's too woke😂, they want to go full conservative, but main priest is not harsh enough on people they don't like

[-] themoken@startrek.website 2 points 1 hour ago

It really depends on where you are and who you know. Half the Catholics I've met have been social justice leaning progressives, the other half are single issue Trump voters.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 3 hours ago

I appreciate the communion wafers he's snacking on being included in the pic. They're the Pope's snack of choice.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Oh how many problems that would solve!

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024
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