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[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wonder how many people ate the onion on that one being as he'd have access to that information without doing anything like that, being as their his data centers and whatnot.

[-] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The real question is do Elmo's kids even use Xitter, and if so, why?

I wouldn't if I were them. I'm not and I don't but if I were I still wouldn't.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Probably for the same reason Bill Gates’ kids were forbidden from owning iPods.

[-] jlow@beehaw.org 6 points 2 days ago

They're not really using thqt platform, are they?

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