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[-] shroobinator@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Someone please call the cumming police, we're in danger.

[-] pooh@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Good to know that existing and being gay at the same time is an evil and sexual act, but publicly masturbating next to children isn't

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Y'ever watch a theater production of Beetlejuice and it just gets you GOING??

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Lauren Boobert

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Alanis Morissette wannabe

[-] jabrd@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

That’s my president

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