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Imaginary sky daddy friend? No thanks, I'm already up to capacity with my multiple personalities. (lemmy.ml)
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[-] Alsephina@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago

Pretty much all of life actually is entirely dependent on the sun, so worshipping it is understandable tbh

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If we're gonna worship some powerful entity, the sun's it. Nothing in our neck of the cosmic woods even comes close to the power it produces.

[-] bruhsoulz@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago

Shoutout the sun tho

[-] averyminya@beehaw.org 8 points 1 month ago

Just don't fly too close to it lest you get burned!

[-] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

At first glance, the person in the canoe holding the oar looks like "Get a load of this guy!"

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The celestial source of all energy on Earth? Vital for life, and yet terrible, agonising to truly behold? Merely remaining in its presence burns the skin, and yet without its touch we become withdrawn, depressed? It's coming quite literally heralds the dawn?

Not a god? Haha, good one. I'm off to the stone circle.

[-] No_Support_8363@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

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