In an appointment with my psychiatrist doing the questionnaire, they were asking the questions, and I'd answer and they'd fill it out.

At one of the questions they say "this one is about fidgeting/not being able to sit still and I'm just gonna go ahead and fill that one in."

I was like, "but I've been sitting still. I thought I was doing a good job sitting still, wasn't I?"

Looks me dead in the eyes, "no, no you weren't."

I entirely do not mean to be rude, but

Apparently it's also not called "Girl math", but "Impulsive over-spending". SMH my head

Is... is this a quirky joke comment made for nothing but effect, or... did you ... actually not know this, and learn this in the meeting?

Ive been called out on the fidgeting thing a couple times. Mostly people asking if i had too much coffee this morning which then i realize both my legs are bouncing a mile a minute and im drumming the desk like a madman. Internally though i was fine, didnt even realize i was doing it. Anyway, good luck with your testing!

He has a chameleon??? Holy shit, anyone who can keep those goobers alive & healthy are fukkin rad!!