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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

By going back to the late 90s and watching Cartoon Network, duuh.

[-] CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago

Not joking, this is how I passively learned it Courage, Muttley,KND those were the shit.

[-] grenmark@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago

Clearly by getting their shit together

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 19 hours ago

Spanish:

"Me cago en la leche" I shit on the milk -> something bad happened, and I'm angry.

"Eres la leche" You are the milk -> you are great.

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Damn, in English we can say one "shit the bed," but I might need to adapt this Spanish phrase and start saying I shit the milk.

[-] Decency8401@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 21 hours ago

I mean German isn't any easier: Umfahren means to run over someone And Umfahren means to drive around something

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Swedish:

Infart, utfart, din fart and just

That's all, I'm done.

[-] Logical@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Not to be one of those people, but the poster you sent is actually not Swedish. The first sentence is either Danish or Norwegian. You're still right about the word fart meaning something different in Swedish though.

[-] t_berium@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

When pronunciation matters!

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Learn? They're all shit at it.

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Skill issue

[-] pyrflie@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

Articles matter in English!

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago
[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I feel like "Tonality" is a big part of it.

By being shit
Then doing shit
Then becoming the shit.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Stop that shit!

(Funny video, but I couldn't not comment this)

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've learned a little bit of two other languages (Spanish and Japanese) and I'm pretty confident that most languages have a ton of nuance like this that you will never understand until you are actually totally immersed in that language and culture.

I mean, everything I learned in Spanish and Japanese is all super formal. Nobody actually talks that way IRL. There's words that from a translator or dictionary mean one thing, but are colloquially used totally differently. Like calling testicles eggs or nuts. "Chupa mi heuvos." They're not saying to suck their literal eggs.

I know less Japanese than Spanish but I already notice that, like, "no" isn't ever annunciated the way I'm being taught. Instead of "iie" I'll often hear just "ya." It teaches to end every statement with "desu," but I have never heard a sentence end with a desu or desu ka in any Japanese media (which is more than just anime). It's all way more casual. Questions are still understood to be questions if you use the right inflection; no need for extra syllables.

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[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 27 points 1 day ago

"I'm down for anything" and "I'm up for anything" mean the same thing.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Same with "drive down the street" or "drive up the street"

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So do "based on" and "based off" now. I can't figure where "based off" came from or why we need it. A base has always been something you put things on. Things sit ON a base. They're based ON it. Don't get me started. Ok, too late... sorry.

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[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The King’s English

I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough?

Others may stumble, but not you,
On hiccough, thorough, slough and through.

Beware of heard, a dreadful word, That looks like beard but sounds like bird.
And dead: It’s said like bed, not bead -- For goodness’ sake, don’t call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat… They rhyme with suite and straight and debt.

A moth is not the moth in mother, Nor both in bother, nor broth in brother.
And here is not a match for there, Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
And then there’s dose and rose and lose -- Just look them up -- and goose and choose.

And cork and work and card and ward, And font and front and word and sword.
And do and go, then thwart and cart, Come, come, I’ve hardly made a start!
A dreadful language? Why, sakes alive! I’d learned to speak it when I was five.
And yet, to write it, the more I tried, I hadn’t learned it at fifty-five

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[-] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 day ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[-] NiPfi@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.

[-] ton618@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

Remind me again how this works?

[-] spinne@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 day ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct sentence in English that is often presented as an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create complicated linguistic constructs through lexical ambiguity. It has been discussed in literature in various forms since 1967, when it appeared in Dmitri Borgmann's Beyond Language: Adventures in Word and Thought. The sentence employs three distinct meanings of the word buffalo:

  • As an attributive noun (acting as an adjective) to refer to a specific place named Buffalo, such as the city of Buffalo, New York;
  • As the verb to buffalo, meaning (in American English[1][2]) "to bully, harass, or intimidate" or "to baffle"; and
  • As a noun to refer to the animal (either the true buffalo or the bison). The plural is also buffalo.

A semantically equivalent form preserving the original word order is: "Buffalonian bison that other Buffalonian bison bully also bully Buffalonian bison."

[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

I've never understood it until this comment - well done!

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[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Wow, hurt people hurt people. Even Buffalo buffalo

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[-] EwonRael@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

shit - adjective, bad

the shit - noun, good

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you are shit - shit is an adjective, you are bad

you ain't shit - shit still functions as an adjective, in some contexts this might be a good thing, but the phrase "you ain't ____" most often is used to say the person doesn't reach the level of the blank. For example "you ain't all that" means you think/act like you are "all that" but you're not at the level of "all that" you're less than all that. If you "ain't shit" it means you're so bad that you're less than shit, you dont even reach the level of shit with how bad you are. This is a devestating insult.

you are not the shit - the shit is a noun, its good, so not being the shit is insulting

you are the shit - the shit is a noun meaning good so this is a complement

[-] chaonaut@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

"We're in the shit now" - the shit, noun, bad

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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Learning slang, in which words aren't meant literally, is pure memorization and no more difficult in one language than another.

[-] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago
[-] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Simple - one must strive not simply to be A shit but to be THE shit - The plutonic ideal of shit, the perfect shit from which all other shits are derivitive. Anything less is a failure. So following this logic.

"You ain't shit" = You are invalid from the rubric, so below par as not to be mentionable.

"You are shit" = Acknowledgement that you are shit of average or middling status but with the implications that vast improvement is nessisary because you are still a failure.

"You are not the shit" = More directed pointed reminder that you are far below the goal of being THE shit and maybe are overestimating yourself.

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

The complimentary nature is recessive requiring both positive and THE qualifiers rather than any negative or A qualifier.

[-] uienia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Itt: monolinguist native english speakers who thinks a completely common concept is exclusive to english.

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

This is due to the legendary reputation of "the shit", which is distinct from the ordinary "shit" we are all familiar with.

"The shit" has rarely ever been so equaled by a living being that its use is usually correlated with great admiration and flattery.

In some convoluted terminology, "the shit" can be referred to simply as "shit" confusing it with its inferior cousin.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This post is bad shit.

[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Raises hand. "Son of beetch."

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

is this really about learning the English language, or is this about learning insular colloquialisms and slang? you never stop learning slang, even natives....

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago
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[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Very, very slowly.

[-] Skasi@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Reminds me of a funny performance about the topic by a commedian named ISMO. He does a lot of things with the English language.

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Its basically ripped from this guys act.

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