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submitted 4 days ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk

A store in Boardman, Ohio is out $400 worth of potting mix after a former employee urinated on the products, according to police reports.

Boardman police were called to the Walmart at 1300 Doral Drive around 3:50 p.m. Tuesday for reports that a former employee was urinating on products for sale outside the business.

Reports state the suspect was still in the area when police arrived and admitted to officers that he had been drinking earlier in the day and had urinated behind a pallet of potting mix.

Security footage provided by the store shows the suspect consuming alcohol while outside the store, also capturing his ruination of the potting mix.

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[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 17 points 4 days ago

ruination of the potting mix

Nice to see someone putting their creative writing course to good use. And now I have a name for my stoner doom band.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Fun. Ruination and urination are just a transposition away!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago

They must have been pleased with themselves when they came up with that.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

They used a sprinkler attachment that made a little go a long way.

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 4 days ago

That's called a kidney stone.

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

How did you do that? I'm not even mad, that's amazing

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

Pissed on a pallet load.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

Large amounts of drink was involved, which not only helped lower inhibitions but also helped with their flow.

this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2024
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