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[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

Looks like they went over budget on the glass cleaner for the mirrors. The blinds are the cheapest shit ever.

[-] DigitalAudio@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

I'm feeling agoraphobic just browsing through these pictures.

[-] Schal330@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago

I'm truly impressed by the photographer not being in the photos.

[-] Mwallerby@startrek.website 40 points 1 day ago

They had to hire a vampire for this one

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 2 points 1 day ago

The shell placement on the central counter was clutch, but they botched the removal of the tripod on the mirror under the toaster.

[-] rubikcuber@feddit.uk 36 points 1 day ago

Nothing says opulence like infinite reflections of yourself having a shit.

[-] QuantumEyetanglement@lemdro.id 5 points 1 day ago

This made me lol. Take my upvote

[-] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

"And now you'll have to wonder exactly which surface has the actual finger-prints!"

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

This is a sensory nightmare omg

[-] odium@programming.dev 20 points 1 day ago

Also a cleaning nightmare.

[-] Heikki@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

Of all the places to put mirrors, they didn't put one above the bed. What is even the point.... smh

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago

Obviously they wanted the sound deadening fabric there to muffle all the screams. This looks like it could be Patrick Bateman's house.

[-] Nighed@feddit.uk 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was thinking what's the problem.... Then I got to the kitchen!

The fingerprints!

[-] adhocfungus@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago

Same here. I was 10 images in and thought it was a little overblown. Picture 11 was the kitchen.

[-] LordCrom@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I'd have to Windex every day

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

Was this some sort of fetish Meetup house? I don't believe people can live in a house like that day to day.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 16 points 1 day ago

It's the room with two beds (one a double) with a mirror behind them and a piano that convinced me they are sex people, and musical ones at that.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Don't forget the clear cuckstool right next to the master bed.

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Well they’re amateurs then. There are mirrors everywhere except on the ceiling over the bed.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago

Ah but that is the coup de grace - at the flip of a switch the carpet and ceiling roll back revealing the complete mirror experience. These people have mirrored bedsteads and pool tables, they are all in on mirrors.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

No mirrors on the ceiling?

I bet they don't even have pink champagne on ice.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I hope not. Not with those white carpets.

[-] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 day ago

The unfinished basement is the only interior photo with warm, inviting colors

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

What a disaster.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago

The camera work is impressive!

[-] Retiring@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

With a house like this, the only logical choice of pet would be some kind of bird.

this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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