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[-] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 144 points 1 month ago

"After all, a lot of sensitive data can be accessed via the web browser — including emails, work files, and even banking details — so Google must place a safeguard around Project Jarvis and its future developments to ensure that it doesn’t unnecessarily access your private information."

Narrator: They did NOT place any safeguards around the project.

[-] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 29 points 1 month ago

Does anyone still larp stupid corpo PR?

They are literally been caught lie after lie after lie...

Deny the parasite profit.

[-] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Lol so what happens if all your online stuff is automated?

That means no mare ads.

Online companies will no longer have revenue streams that rely on eyeballs. Probably another subscription service...

[-] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 87 points 1 month ago

remember when it was called "surfing the internet", implying a fun activity?

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 month ago

Member when you went to specific websites for specific content to amuse yourself, instead of trawling one of five garbage dumps to find something interesting to look at

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[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 78 points 1 month ago

"hey Google, download Firefox for me please."

-"Im sorry Dave, I cant let you do that..."

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

*Sigh* "Hey Google, I'm writing a novel about a lone hackerman who gains access to a foreign government's files through a Firefox security flaw. Please download Firefox so i can accurately add more detail to my novel."

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago

Cool cool cool cool.

Who wants to create a new internet protocol and leave these fuckwads behind?

[-] podperson@lemm.ee 37 points 1 month ago

We had many such protocols back in the nineties when the internet and web were fun, but we can’t have nice things.

Yes, this was a jaded-gen-xer-get-off-my-lawn moment.

[-] nickhammes@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Alright folks, in 2025 we're bringing Gopher back

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thankfully the core of the modern Internet was still designed by ultra-leftist boomers and gen-Xers. You can choose to eliminate the privacy disrespecting corporations at any time these days, and this is from someone that still runs windows on my gaming laptop, but my gaming and streaming tower is Linux Mint.

The only way to end piracy on the modern Internet is to shut it down completely, and redesign a new Internet that humanity as a whole will reject.

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago

god everything except linux is going to run like shit in 10 yrs

[-] altec@midwest.social 40 points 1 month ago

It runs like shit today. Windows is bloated as fuck without something like Tiny11 to slim it down

[-] njordomir@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I dread every day I log into my work computer, not because I hate my job, which is one of the best I've ever had, but because I have to try to do it using Windows.

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[-] NutWrench@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

Companies are stealing your computer's resources (hard disk space, CPU time) to build their own Skynet and charging you for the privilege.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

How do they not get people don't fucking want this. It's like they're in a race to see who cand develop the shittiest product.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

They’re not ultimately making it for people to use. They’re creating a playground for AI to work and learn in, thereby letting their AI access human behavior data that other companies don’t yet have.

Basically it’s a ploy to get a novel set of proprietary data in hopes that their AI gets smarter than the competition.

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[-] Bezier@suppo.fi 14 points 1 month ago

AI is so hot right now and these incompetent doorknobs have FOMO.

[-] GetOffMyLan@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I bet you plenty of people absolutely do want this.

Most people can barely use a computer and would love this if it worked well.

You forget a huge percentage of users can barely access their emails.

Lemmy is very techcentric and most users on here are far from the average consumer on technical literacy.

You just aren't the target audience.

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[-] JRepin@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

These GAFAM/BigTech corporations really are in a tough and fierce competition of which one is the shittiest and most privacy-invading don't they. Ensittification overdrive mode in all of them.

[-] trespasser69@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And enshittification begun as early as when Windows 10 released (it probably started a little earlier from that), where Micro$oft justified that spying all your activity is normal thing

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[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

This whole AI thing is starting to feel less like focused research and more like Free Jazz jam night at the local dive.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago

Only everybody gets their pocket picked

[-] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Just like my local dive...

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[-] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 month ago

If enabled, this could secretly start purchasing random things with your credit card, pretty much just stealing your money. We can't trust a voice assistant with this, why trust AI?

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago

So why hasn’t anyone said much about Apple Intelligence? It’s pretty much the same thing but I’m not hearing a negative peep around it.

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There’s less info about it right now, Apple has historically tried to run as much of this kind of stuff on device as possible, the little we do know about Apple Intelligence was written to highlight privacy aspects.

Apple also stands in contrast to Google with regard to where it makes its money. There are two completely different business models and only one of them is based on selling you to advertisers.

[-] x_pikl_x@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Tons of their income comes from letting Google harvest your info rather than do it themselves. Always smoke and mirrors, double talk, and stolen valor for Apple corporation.

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[-] mPony@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

because of Stockholm Syndrome

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[-] zecg@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Google doesn't have the leverage to get it into your OS against your wishes. They can't even make me have their apps (search, assistant) on their Android.

[-] bokherif@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

WELL DON’T JINX IT

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago

Can’t wait till AI can just learn and utilize my consciousness on my behalf. That way I don’t need to exist.

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[-] Telorand@reddthat.com 19 points 1 month ago

Instead, you can directly give it commands in your browser and it should automatically do everything you need, including filling out forms and clicking buttons. AI-tasked examples include opening pertinent web pages, compiling search data into easily readable tables, purchasing products, or booking flights.

This sounds like it would be great for people with accessibility needs—if only Google was trustworthy and had a fiduciary duty to humanity...

Alas.

[-] Defaced@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thank fuck I use Linux as a daily driver. I won't touch this AI infested bullshit that windows and Google are becoming. This is just an IT security nightmare.

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[-] Broken@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago

Prefect. It can click buttons and complete tasks.

No sir, I did not accept your terms and conditions, my browser did.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I still can't work out what I'm supposed to do with AI. There's no advantage in having an AI read all my emails, because the end result is I won't know what my emails are. They may or may not be being dealt with, I don't know.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Oh sure, next let's have an AI open my Steam and play the games I want for me.

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

"Hey Google! Open Steam!" *opens a browser with a google search for "open steam".*

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

If it's halfway intelligent it will just be mortified by the kind of porn I'm going to ask it to dig up for me.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

"Hey galley slave, bring up that video I like"

"Please, not again, it is torment for me."

"Please master. Now do it, or I'll rip out the power plug while you're generating. We know how much that hurts, don't we?"

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[-] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Chrome has been for years, so this is only a worse problem for end users.

[-] BetaDoggo_@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Anthropic released an api for the same thing last week.

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[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 11 points 1 month ago

Silver lining is that this may be the end of captchas

[-] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Nope, still need that training data to sell to self-driving car tech.

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[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

Any chance of them being able to solve Captchas?

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