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[-] AidsKitty@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Joe is hungry for human flesh!

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I can relate with the cute aggression.

[-] BonerMan@ani.social 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

His bite is like a vampire's- those kids are about to become 80 year old politicians!

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I've done just that with my cousin's a year old 🤷

[-] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

this is like that cat biting the corn

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

All in the phrasing. Could've also said "nibbles" or something.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

No. Joe Biden MAWLS KIDS at SATANIC EVENT! More at 11.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I know right. The pen is mightier than the sword.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What I wanna know is did he make the myum myum myum cookie monster voice when he did it? this could be the October surprise Republicans dream for if he didn't say "myum myum cookies" while biting the babies

[-] don@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

I should call it what it is, bugshit-brained dementia-ridden ignorant conservative stupidity, but that would be fantastically redundant.

[-] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Joe biden was tf2 soldier all along???

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Where’s Van Helsing when you need them?

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