In the event of a tie, the winner will be determined by whomever can bake the best spinach quiche in 2 hours or less.

In the event of a tight race, the Supreme Court can decide to speed up the process by not counting black votes.

In the event of a tie the candidates will compete in a no disqualification escape the cage match. To air at 9pm est Saturday November 30th only on pay per view.

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

"Man, what a long week, huh?"

"Lemon, it's Tuesday."

He’s probably fighting a bad case of reflux and diarrhoea because he is even with a woman of colour.

That's standard practice everywhere else in the US. New Hampshire has this thing about being first, though. They have the earliest presidential primary as well. Releasing early results for this one tiny town is a minor publicity gimmick that shouldn't have any impact on the overall election. Even the rest of New Hampshire's towns will wait until Tuesday evening to report their results.

I think it's interesting to note that in the 2020 presidential election there was only 5 voters and all 5 voted for Joe Biden.

The kind that sits way, way, waaaayyyy up north by the Canadian border.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dixville_Notch,_New_Hampshire

Because it's tiny not because of the voting.