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reddit tyrant is over. the promised land is ahead ! (feddit.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Banana@feddit.it to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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I did it

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[-] xantoxis@lemmy.one 34 points 1 year ago

I hope the analogy doesn't hold because the next bit after this is they wander the desert for 40 years.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And then this happened.

[-] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Don't look back or you'll turn into a pillar of .... bacon grease, maybe? We are talking about reddit after all.

[-] bestonecrazy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Which could be like wandering instances.

[-] const_void@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Lemmy has gotten so good in the last few weeks

[-] margaritox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I love these self-aware lemmy memes

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

One of us

[-] mingistech@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The biggest difference. Your migration to Lemmy really happened.

[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And Lemmy said to the Pharaoh... Let my Lemmings Go!

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

11: Pharaoh was gonna say yes, but lo, the Lord did made him say no instead, because the Lord’s plan was to have Pharaoh say no and the LORD wasn’t expecting it to be so easy.

Verily said the lord quote marks are for chumps he said unto Lemmy and to Lemmy he said thus: quote marks make it too easy to read this thine story and there will be no quote marks because the LORD said unto Lemmy that which has already been described.

12: What he said was No Quotation Marks

13: And so Lemmy went with doubtful frown to Pharaoh and said “Let my lemmings free” and Pharaoh was caught up with the LORD’s magic all around his decision maker so said No instead of Yes he intended.

14: Because the Lord is a DICK unto those cast as villains.

15: Verily it is true. Seriously go read for thine self Exodus and how the LORD did Pharaoh dirty by punishing him for making him say the No that the LORD did wish for him to say and he made him say it with godly powers. And so Pharaoh who would say Yes to this request did say No.

16: And the LORD was wroth, and sent a plague of petty tyrants to sit upon the threads of Reddit and to leave them holier than a moth eaten blanket. And the petty tyrants did descend and it was so: unto the horizon stretched the multitude of tyrants. And the tyrants did bring ban hammers and banned and banned and banned.