Somehow I don't think Hexbear is taking this election seriously
Yeah, we dumb as hell.
Not me
Hey, that owl had a fantastic platform!!
Skill issue
Hexbear failed to consider that this is the most important election in history!
oof how do we keep forgetting every time
I think a screeching owl that's pissing and shitting everywhere would finally bring the White House the decorum and dignity it deserves.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
I called Trump as the winner about a month ago. I've called every winner since Bush 2 and have never been wrong, like some kind of weird oracle or some shit.
Like Quasimodo
I voted for fuck you, this is fake news
so hexbear is full of liberals
STOP THE STEAL!
identify and ban the three paedophiles among us 
Dirt_Owl is electable IF YOU VOTE FOR THEM
was that today?
I feel like I've gone on a hero's journey. In 2016 I heard Hillary debate and thought she was more eloquent and I was surprised that she lost. Today I felt in my gut that Trump was likely to win and voted republican in the poll.
It is with a heavy heart that I say that a come-from-behind, Cinderella story victory would be the funniest outcome possible. It would break my parlay of a trump victory -> trump ODing on party drugs -> trump death pre-inauguration.
I called Trump winning in December
Bring on the rate cuts and market crash.
Vote Castro
rigged election clearly Dirt_Owl won
strawpoll? opsec breach and foreign election interference 
sad dirt_owl didn't win, can i commit voter fraud? please? 
Can we bring back George III? Or at least poofy powdered wigs?
Reform is definitely winning next election in the UK
Nah, not gonna happen. Too many diehard conservative voters. Maybe the election afterwards, when Tories have either officially merged with Reform or admitted complete political defeat. Something major is going to have to happen to not be another easy Labour win because FPTP and the Tory/Reform vote is too split.
Shame it's austerity, anti-immigration, pro-genocide anyway from the working people party.
I was very wrong, my bad
i voted owl, i voted early, and i voted often
I voted for Kodos!
My inner idealist took over and I voted for who I wanted to win.
When I grow up I wanna be a micro celebrity influencer like Dirt Owl.
I influence you to eat beans
Well if you say so. I’m gonna eat beans then.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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