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HEXBEAR VOTES?!? RESULTS ARE IN HEXBEAR THINKS DEMS WILL WIN (and also an owl, you fucking idiots) (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Somehow I don't think Hexbear is taking this election seriously

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[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Yeah, we dumb as hell.

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Not me

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Hey, that owl had a fantastic platform!!

[-] sisatici@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Skill issue

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Hexbear failed to consider that this is the most important election in history!

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

oof how do we keep forgetting every time

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

I think a screeching owl that's pissing and shitting everywhere would finally bring the White House the decorum and dignity it deserves.

[-] Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I called Trump as the winner about a month ago. I've called every winner since Bush 2 and have never been wrong, like some kind of weird oracle or some shit.

[-] Indifference_Engine@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I voted for fuck you, this is fake news

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

STOP THE STEAL!

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

identify and ban the three paedophiles among us amogus

[-] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

was that today?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Dirt_Owl is electable IF YOU VOTE FOR THEM

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I feel like I've gone on a hero's journey. In 2016 I heard Hillary debate and thought she was more eloquent and I was surprised that she lost. Today I felt in my gut that Trump was likely to win and voted republican in the poll.

It is with a heavy heart that I say that a come-from-behind, Cinderella story victory would be the funniest outcome possible. It would break my parlay of a trump victory -> trump ODing on party drugs -> trump death pre-inauguration.

[-] MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Vote Castro

[-] heatenconsumerist@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I called Trump winning in December

Bring on the rate cuts and market crash.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

strawpoll? opsec breach and foreign election interference trans-sad

[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago

Can we bring back George III? Or at least poofy powdered wigs?

[-] omenmis@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

sad dirt_owl didn't win, can i commit voter fraud? please? transshork-sad

[-] asante@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

rigged election clearly Dirt_Owl won

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

i voted owl, i voted early, and i voted often

[-] jimmyjohnsandwichsix@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I was very wrong, my bad

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Reform is definitely winning next election in the UK

[-] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah, not gonna happen. Too many diehard conservative voters. Maybe the election afterwards, when Tories have either officially merged with Reform or admitted complete political defeat. Something major is going to have to happen to not be another easy Labour win because FPTP and the Tory/Reform vote is too split.

Shame it's austerity, anti-immigration, pro-genocide anyway from the working people party.