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DNC Email Pleads For $20 To Cheer Them Up
(theonion.com)
Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.
I'd rather have the dollar
I was hoping to become happy enough to not shit post on Lemmy, is that $2 or $3?
Was it me or were the texts and emails begging for money even worse this time around?
I only got spam for Trump and Cruz.
Only $20? Wow. What a bargain! You'll soon be able to almost buy a gallon of gas for that.
DNC can eat a fat dick
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