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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 55 points 2 weeks ago

I thought we were all dating each other anyway

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 32 points 2 weeks ago

The big gay voly-cule (volcel polycule)

[-] blight@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

this phrase gave me a headache thanks

[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Voly-cule

I'm just gonna think if this as a vaguely religious vore thing. Anybody want to eat me? But in a not traditionally sexual way, that will totally be sexual? Possibly with some ceremony?

It's not my usual, but I'm willing to try anything once. Or are we assigned roles somehow? Because, like, I dunno, I tend to take my meals pretty small, so I'm gonna need to, like, stretch or something if I'm the eater not the eatee.

[-] dustbunnies@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

๐Ÿค” struggling to wrap my brain around this strange ritual and coming up with somebody getting gummed and raspberried all over, which does sound entertaining to witness and could bring about a state of religious ecstasy

[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nope. I light some incense. You unhinge your jaw and cover me in lube. Might need two tubes of pure oxygento respirate through while you do.

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

How do i explain to my gal pal and her gal pal that they are metamours with a bird who powerposts about farts?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

With more farts, duh

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago

Uh oh, you triggered one of the only times liberals will use violence.

Property rights!

preemptive strikeThe bedroom is the property, not the girlfriend

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago
[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Civility@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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