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[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 17 points 3 hours ago

Uh oh, you triggered one of the only times liberals will use violence.

Property rights!

preemptive strikeThe bedroom is the property, not the girlfriend

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago
[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 5 hours ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 14 points 6 hours ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 45 points 9 hours ago

I thought we were all dating each other anyway

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago

How do i explain to my gal pal and her gal pal that they are metamours with a bird who powerposts about farts?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

With more farts, duh

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 35 points 9 hours ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 33 points 8 hours ago
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 31 points 8 hours ago

The big gay voly-cule (volcel polycule)

[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Voly-cule

I'm just gonna think if this as a vaguely religious vore thing. Anybody want to eat me? But in a not traditionally sexual way, that will totally be sexual? Possibly with some ceremony?

It's not my usual, but I'm willing to try anything once. Or are we assigned roles somehow? Because, like, I dunno, I tend to take my meals pretty small, so I'm gonna need to, like, stretch or something if I'm the eater not the eatee.

[-] dustbunnies@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago

๐Ÿค” struggling to wrap my brain around this strange ritual and coming up with somebody getting gummed and raspberried all over, which does sound entertaining to witness and could bring about a state of religious ecstasy

[-] urmums401k@hexbear.net 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Nope. I light some incense. You unhinge your jaw and cover me in lube. Might need two tubes of pure oxygento respirate through while you do.

[-] blight@hexbear.net 14 points 6 hours ago
[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 6 hours ago

this phrase gave me a headache thanks

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