Weird. I don't remember eating that...
"They only ever bite in self-defense". I would probably bite someone too if they shit on me
This was the next post on my feed.
I like how the handler said they are "friendly to humans." I wonder if they are actually "friendly" or if he just means docile, like if they aren't threatened and you're gentle,you could probably just pick one up and they'd be fine with it, probably because you're warm.
If it fits i shits
should have used memory safe rust
I'm just waiting for a third python to arrive with minor problematic differences.
Surprise booty biter.
If it fitsssss, I sssit.
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Are they saying these snakes are crawling through the pipes to get in there? Otherwise how tf are they getting in?
I was thinking the same thing and then realized some people seem to be allergic to putting the toilet seat down.
He distinctly told it "Bad python!" the first time, but pythons are really slow learners.
A mammal swallowing a python whole is a real big dick uno reverse move
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