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[-] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 94 points 2 years ago

This is too perfectly cringe for this to be real, right? Right?

[-] brihuang95@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 years ago

Nah shit like this happens to women all the time on discord too according to my brother

[-] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

How you bro knows this ? Either he sends them, or he pretends to be a woman.

[-] Leperhero@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

A little from both columns.

[-] Tywele@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago

Or he is friends with a woman.

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago
[-] brihuang95@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Believe it or not he's friends with multiple women who use Discord.

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

As a woman I can confirm that this is sadly all too plausible.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

As a woman

sup, wanna hang out, don't want cooties (eww), unless?

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

You smooth devil, consider me seduced.

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago

Hey I saw your response on a Lemmy post which is like really cool that you are a girl and use Lemmy. Can you send bobs and vagene?

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Here's my favourite Bob with a kitty cat, I think that's what you mean?

[-] Darthjaffacake@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Awww what a cute bob!

[-] Delicious_Tomatoes@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

It is epic that you were able to produce a Bob with a cat without forewarning. It's almost like you've done this before

[-] clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Oh, you sweet summer child…

[-] athos77@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That message gave me cooties!

[-] kadu@lemmy.world 72 points 2 years ago

This kid is one failed RuneScape relationship away from wearing a fedora and blaming women for global warming

[-] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago

Women are hot, the world is warming, what else do you need?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I knew it. The problem is that women aren't cool.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 54 points 2 years ago

"Hey do you want to go on a date"

"No"

"Fuck you bitch you're ugly anyway"

My friend actually bragged about having this interaction. We all mocked him and I think he is more polite in rejection now.

[-] Leperhero@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 years ago

Whatever happened to a good ol fashioned 'bobs and vagene'. Kids these days.

[-] MJBrune@beehaw.org 20 points 2 years ago

This is why I never add anyone from a single game as policy. "Sorry, if I added everyone from a single game, my friends list would be filled to the brim with random people I played with once." It's a nice policy that lets everyone down easy.

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't think there's a universe where this guy had a shot doing this, but each attempt at irony and self-effacing deprication makes it worse

[-] athos77@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

*deprecation

[-] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 16 points 2 years ago

I really can’t be sure if this is an inexperienced kid being awkward, or an incel being creepy. There’s evidence supporting either conclusion.

Plus, if you’re messaging someone for the first time, you probably wanna leave out any remarks that need to be followed with “just joking”.

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago

This is so horrible that I am tempted to use it as copypasta and actually sending it to people

[-] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 years ago
[-] aeternum@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

fun fact: jerry once claimed to be autistic, then when everyone called him out and told him no, he wasn't, he recanted his statement.

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Dude has a 12 foot long calendar on his wall with all 365 days on it

[-] kryostar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I'd give him an A.. for effort. 👍

[-] NabeGewell@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I don't know if I should cry or be mad

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