I hate that moment when your lungs shut down at night.
also your heart
And my axe...
And my sword!
Apnea sucks.
That's your throat.
There's two kinds. In one you snore. In the other your body just forgets to breathe.
Get checked for sleep apnea.
I've mastered the art of going to the bathroom to piss without fully waking myself up
Bedwetting?
Dude, that's the dream.
Hopefully not literally
Wet dream
That's me every single night
The solution is to stop drinking any liquids like 4 hours before bed and pee right before bed. That way you can just become dehydrated overnight which means that when you wake up you will want water desperately which will help you get your ass out of bed too
Liquids aren't even the issue. Salt is. Every time I gorge myself on some smoked salmon before bedtime I inevitably wake up in the middle of the night. Apparently getting rid of some salt is somehow now important than a good night's sleep. My bladder isn't going to corrode just because I have slightly more salt in it. Let me fucking sleep!
stop having liquids 3 hours before bedtime.
You can't tell me what to do!
You should be fine as long as you wear those magical pants to sleep in as well.
Pssshh, then how would I drink myself to sleep.
What if Im thirsty?
My bed shares a wall with the toilet. I’ve been debating routing the plumbing in to the closet and installing a urinal.
Urinal in the toilet or bedroom? In case you wanna Min Max it
The toilet and shower are opposite my closet wall. I’d really only need a drain and a bottle of water to wash it down. I’d turn half my closet in to a washroom I guess.
It’s called a catheter! Does not everyone use one every night!?!??!? /s
Body: you're so thirsty. dehydrated. tongue sticking to your mouth, so thiiiiirsty. go pee eight times before falling asleep and evacuate every fluid ounce of fucking water in your body for no reason thiiiiiiirsty
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