The man whose brain worm died of starvation.

Nightmare blunt rotation

McDonald’s Unhappy Meal

Air Force One is going to smell like fries forever now.

i'm comforted by the fact that everyone in this picture despises everyone else in this picture. the thought that trump probably hates elmo because of his giant hands makes me happy

What's with this guy and McDonald's? He even brought it on a plane?

Not shown: perfectly normal JD Vance humping the backrest from behind Trump while violently stuffing his face with a cold cheeseburger.

Junior is posing with an empty box of fries like he never learned how to pose to capture a memory, only to sell a product.

Am I the only one that thinks this looks like a family gathering with Mike Johnson smiling proudly over the family 'kids table'?

Like, exact same vibes as a bunch of random kids all shuffled away to a single kid's table, and then the one adult (and boy is that stretching the definition) watching over them, and all of them trying to smile for the picture some random auntie none of them have met before is taking.

I’m sure RFK is really going to eat that.