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[-] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 65 points 6 months ago

Very cool story, but also pretty sad how they were able to make the discovery:

For the study, the team examined 28 sharks that had died after being caught as by-catch in fishing nets. While there is some uncertainty in the age estimates, Nielsen stated that the most likely age for the oldest shark was about 390 years, with a 95 percent certainty range of 272 to 512 years.

Imagine surviving almost 400 years to die in a net just so that some hairless apes (humans) who are going to die relatively soon anyways can make more money that they don’t really need.

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 41 points 6 months ago

Older than capitalism

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So this is the species of shark that's toxic for humans to eat unless they bury it in the ground and then hang it to dry for 5 months. I do not condone the killing of sharks, especially a versatile eater like the Greenland Shark who helps clean up the ocean, but I have always been slightly curious to try this weird dish they make of them.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

I always wonder about the absolute privation that must have been behind the research and development of that bury/hang procedure. imagine the trial and error

dad caught one of these fucking sharks again in his open-top rowboat in some of the most insanely dangerous waters in the world so we're fucking going to figure out how to fucking eat it

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

if the other option is literally starving to death i imagine people will be pretty willing to try to figure it out

Death to America

[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Iceland is not a real country

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

apex predator babeee

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

IT HAS THE CUTE OLD MAN FACE!

[-] CommCat@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

according to wiki it takes these dudes around 150 years to reach sexual maturity and they are listed as vulnerable

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago
[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Looks more lucid than most members of congress too.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

He’s adorable

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

he's so happy to have someone visiting

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

That shark is telling a rambling grandpa simpson style story in that pic

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago

Longest living or longest-living?

There's a big difference

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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