The sun hurts you if you leave your skin exposed to it while doing yard work for 2-4 hours every day after work in June/July

You're just mad that your hat doesn't have a cape.

When you realize the sun can fucking kill you and, if you're of light complexion, very well may.

holy fucking shit. Brian’s hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. Mr Andrews made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he’d let Brian keep the hat on. Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit.

It took about a dozen times of burning my pale shaven head to finally succumb. I wish I had started sooner. I have two presently, one with a fold-away cape (like in the picture) to cover the neck and shoulders, and one with a zip-away mosquito net that covers my whole head.

One of us! One of us! Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble.

These things save my pasty white ass at music festivals. After getting skin cancer this year, I'd wear one with a cape to cover my whole body if I could.

I strive for the confidence of the park ranger, in this, shorts, a nice breathable polo shirt, doubled white socks and sunscreen still visible. All while being the chillest guy you know. It is not in the hat itself, but there is power in your ability to wear it.

I get sunburned when exposed for a few minutes, especially the neck. I also have hair loss and sunburn on the head isn't as fun as it sounds.

I believe it's called being born white

Skin cancer.

The guy at the store said I was the only one who's pulling out.

Around 40 when you value practicality over style.

Trap? What's the trap? It looks like the superior product to me.

My dad wears this when he mows the lawn because he's had a few melanoma spots removed. So... cancer I guess.

Retire and fish every day............ A man can dream.

You go to a day-long BBQ and the back of your neck gets completely fried, causing you the worst migraine and nausea you can think of, cause you cooked your spinal column.

At least that's what caused me to buy one of these.

Trip because of a rock, land in surveyor school.

After they cut out skin cancer out of your face for the third time you buy this hat. At that point you keep a tube of sunscreen next to the toothpaste and you put it on everyday even in February

Too much sun makes your skin kill itself. After a while you probably want it to stop doing that

The trap is realizing that skin cancer on your neck and under your hair is a thing. :/

I'm 35 and I have one. It's great for cutting the grass and other outside stuff. Don't feel like getting crispy on my ears or bald spot.

Idk, but I'm fighting it too. I already got the sunhat, and the neck guard is on the horizon