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Call Kenny Loggins.
Stay away from it, I am fine flying paraglider or ultra-lights , but the F-35 crashes way too much to my taste
Is it wrecked or perfect?
If perfect: I'd totally try flying it. Probably crash, but it would be worth it to see how good all those flight sims where I've flown an F-35 stand up to reality.
Is it wrecked or perfect?
The pilot ejected...so the first one.
Scrapping it for parts. Though I'm not sure how to get in contact with black markets that would want the weapons. 🤔
The hard part isn't getting in contact with them.
It's doing so without also being tried and executed for treason
Me? I would defect to Ukraine and really weird them out.
How cool would it be to hook the joystick up to your PC? And a panel of switches or three.
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Sky King
I'd stare at it and touch it. I obviously can't fly one so it's not much use to me.
I'd take a picture cause no one would believe me.
I've got like 50h in flight simulator, I'm sure I could take it for a spin, what could go wrong.
First thing you do is hit the eject seat button.
I'd steal the pilot SOB's glasses. So long, sucka! Nice half a jet you got there, corpse-looking bastard. haHAA
haha
id figure out how i can build a motor bike around one of the jets
Sell it
For meth
Bomb Palm Beach
Grab any modular electronics, charter a boat to the Bahamas, divert to Cuba after stashing them on a deserted island along the way. Use a thumb drive of pictures to bargain for the gps coordinates to China.
Unless I thought of something better along the way.
Couldnt china get the same hardware from Afghanistan?
China has probably gotten more from their various intel ops in the US supply chain. There isn't a lot they could get in the field without risking serious repercussions.
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