When life give you lemons, label them as avocado and look the other way.
Weird looking avocado…
I don't think it's ripe
it’s doing its fucking best okay damb
I think they used too much lemon juice to prevent the avocado turning brown...
I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! /ref
When life gives you avocados, make guacamole 🍋
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