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Name your species I got it all, I collect road kill like kids collect Pokémon cards.

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago
[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago
[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago

The trick is leaving something that doesn't look like it's been dead for years.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

You know I thought of that but the logistics might be a little rough. They usually say something when you're driving around with one strapped to the roof.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Just use dynamite

Use bungee cords

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Do you think you could get it there without eating it?

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

No one's going to question a few chunks bitten off.

[-] courier8377@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Can you make one of those hoax mermaids

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I have a bunch of marine life I could sew onto something else. Are we talking human top or something a little more exotic like an alligator?

[-] courier8377@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Something long on the tail with a short upper half is comedical

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

One of the dogs featured on the Oval Pawfice twitter account

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

How about just the person that runs the account. Secret service will be scratching their heads for years.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 7 points 23 hours ago

Much better idea

this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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