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I'm at true neutral.

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[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Due to a mistake I made, I'm chaotic good instead of neutral good. Current set-up is a 27" 1080p HDMI on the left, and 24" 1080p VGA on the right. Not too much in a hurry to replace my smaller monitor though, I need to upgrade my graphics card first to allow for a HDMI-HDMI configuration at least.

[-] Templa@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

I'd swap lawful evil and neutral evil.

[-] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Lawful neutral, though my laptop is up on a stand to bring it to the height of the monitor, so maybe chaotic good?

[-] Pringles@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

My setup isn't featured, but it's basically neutral good with the laptop below it in the middle.

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[-] NightmareQueenJune@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have four screens from four different manufacturers, with three different sizes, three different resolutions, two different aspect ratios and two different refresh rates.
Two of these are resurrected from the dead of which one has a high voltage cold cathode driver externally plastered to it's back (because the internal failed and there was no space inside) and the other one shining from every pore because I "replaced" one cold cathode tube by plastering the "replacement" tube somewhere in the housing of the monitor to fool the driver into thinking all tubes are fine (one was defect, the driver doesn't work without every tube connected and putting the replacement in the place where it should belong is too much work).
I am basically the evil necromancer of chaotic evil.

  1. 27 inch, 1440p, 16:9, 144Hz, Asus
  2. 24 inch, 1080p, 16:9, 60Hz (driver sticking out), BenQ
  3. 21 inch, 1080p, 16:9, 60Hz, Iiyama
  4. 21 inch, 1680x1050p, 16:10, 60Hz, Eizo

I can provide pictures later today if someone's interested.
Edit: Here are the pictures

[-] Nobsi@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago
[-] NightmareQueenJune@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

I hope an Imgur link is fine. If not please tell me which (multi) image hoster is fine here on lemmy. Here are a few pictures I took of my setup and the necromanced parts

[-] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Oooh yes I too have 3 different monitors of different makes and sizes!

[-] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Lawful Neutral + Chaotic Evil...

I have so many screens...

[-] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Honestly, these days I just work directly on my laptop. Get to use touchpad gestures which is nice, grilling my hands under CPU load maybe less nice.

It's usually enough to just alt+tab between my IDE and browser, so my workflow hasn't suffered much.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Not a programmer, but I run Neutral Good + Lawful Neutral at the office, because my work issued a docking station with two symmetrical monitors, but they also issued me a laptop instead of a desktop, so what am going to do, not use the third monitor?

So, it's ugly, but it works since I either put baseball on one of the big monitors or Spotify on the laptop, and work on the other two.

[-] FleetingTit@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

I'm a combination of neutral good and lawful neutral. 2 identical monitors + laptop.

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[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I'm on the third Z axis of this chart

two screens same size to the front, laptop on a riser to my left, at a right angle, third, smaller screen to the left of that connected to a second laptop

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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

I suppose I'm technically true neutral since I have a vertical monitor on one side and my laptop on the other.

[-] Evil_Opossum@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Lawful Neutral reporting in!

[-] DrPop@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

Hello fellow compatriot, I'm not a programmer but this is definitely my work set up. Now to be a lawful person but judge everybody.

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[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral vibin with stream on the right and game on front

[-] DharkStare@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral isn't that bad when you're doing programming since the extra vertical space is really convenient.

I've been lawful neutral ever since the pandemic forced work from home.

[-] BeezKnuts@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm chaotic neutral. I've never had enough money to buy two of the same monitor. All of my stuff is stuff I got either for free from school or for extremely cheap.

[-] Famborghini@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Chaotic good but smaller monitor is on the left, only because I had one shitty monitor I got on sale right out of high school and eventually bought a much nicer but slightly smaller one later.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic Evil is that stupid hacking computer in Swordfish.

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Once I got a widescreen monitor, I finally ditched the rest and only use my laptop as the extra screen. So lawful neutral but set up like lawful evil but lower.

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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

CN for those scanned PDFs. What am I gonna do, zoom in like some kind of animal?

[-] AlgeriaWorblebot@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago

Somewhere between chaotic neutral & chaotic evil here.

One of a pair as portrait, the other as landscape; laptop left-aligned with landscape & base-aligned with portrait for an appropriately unholy trio.

I also use workspaces and screen sessions for maximal WTFery.

[-] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So, Lawful Neutral is just broke? Hunh... (Counts on fingers: druids, monks, cloistered scholars...) Yeah, that tracks.

Also, ofc I'm Chaotic Neutral. Pfft. I blame Elite Dangerous, as I was once Neutral Good, but then discovered what the game was like on an Index, and then there was no reason for the monitors to start that way anymore. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[-] words_number@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

I've been neutral good, chaotic good and chaotic neutral in the past and am now lawful evil. No idea what that is supposed to mean though xD

[-] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lawful Good, but they're all different sizes. So.. Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Who knows.

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[-] TheCee@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

What about square screens?

inb4 chaotic neckpain

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Chaotic neutral except i have a vertical one on each side like a big H. I do a lot of document writing

[-] the16bitgamer@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Hey my old monitor setup isn't here.

Main display is normal with a laptop underneath, a vertical display to the left with a laptop display on the bottom under the first monitor

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[-] chahk@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

I'm off the chart. I have 2 mismatched monitors - a 27" and 34", and the 34 one is an ultrawide. It's wider than the other, but their bezels still line up.

[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm at Chaotic Neutral, but my sim racing rig is Lawful Evil, so combined I guess it becomes Chaotic Evil.

And I love it.

[-] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I think the closest is chaotic good although I have three monitors, two smaller ones on each side and a bigger one in the center so kinda lawful good too.

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