I'm scared...

what is it? the sauce and toppings?.

Midwest cheese water burritos are so sad.

Did they immediately bring you the check after? Maybe they were trying to get rid of you.

I never thought of pineapple on a burrito. Next time I make one I definitely going to add pineapple. Seems really good.

i would have looked them dead in the eye, said no, and walked out. there's no coming back from actually being presented something like that.

Ok, maybe it was a pastor cheese burrito?

That's all I got. It's still disgusting thinking about.

Not that I need it, but remind me never to visit Virginia.

Sorry for your lack of a great cuisine. Fine Mexican food is, imho, one of the things in life that make it worth living.