There's actually a bunch! My favorite is called aquamation or alkaline hydrolysis, where they dissolve you in water with some chemicals and then pour you on a tree or whatever!

It doesn't really affect this meme, I just think it's neat.

Ah, the Fargo option. Very popular with the film crowd.

Human mulch is a very eco-friendly way to give back to nature what you consumed.

that's the confetti machine