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this week just keeps getting better (beehaw.org)
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[alt text: a 4-panel meme in the Vince McMahon meme template, where each panel shows Vince becoming progressively more excited. The text on the first panel says: "SHOOTS A HEALTH INSURANCE CEO". The text in the second panel says: "ESCAPES ON A BICYCLE". The text in the third panel says: "WRITES DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE ON THE BULLET SHELLS". The text in the fourth and final panel says: "LEAVES A DECOY BACKPACK FULL OF MONOPOLY MONEY FOR THE PIGS".

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[-] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

DNA that the perpetrator left is of an old woman who died of cancer, because of denied health insurance claim, therefore, could not longer afford chemotherapy.

Plot Twist

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 32 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

At this point it wouldn't surprise me. But it WOULD warrant a fifth frame of Vince exploding

this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2024
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