At least it's not Windows?

The penguin is merciful.

Your hardware Your choice Your style

Linux: We never would have given you Klippy.

"Get judged by more advanced Linux users until you get good enough to do the judging"

The only operating with so many names, but always the same experience... Linux!

The ultimate protection for your truck

Leave us alone, we don't need more users

more powerful than a speeding loco motive

• 'You can keep your old hardware, we won't force you to upgrade.'
• 'Your old GPU, yes, even your R9 Fury, still has a home here, don't worry, we won't leave you out in the cold unlike our competition.'

...Among other jabs at Windows in the spirit of the old Mac vs. PC ads, or to be more apt, in the spirit of Sega's old ads picking on Nintendo in the '90s.

Also....

• 'Linux does! What Windon't.'

From one of my memes (which compares the common 3 OS types): https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/3ad94e0f-c145-4b1b-9a41-16f3ebcfee1b.webp

It will hurt the whole way down. Please don't climb.

Also implies that you can actually climb it (metaphorical for "learning") and has the option to stay above or climb down. Based on the image, its an art project that just stays there for you to explore.

Virtue by default, Linux.

Linux: Our Code of Conduct says we have to let you join us.

"Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it's Linux, G"

From Hobby to Hero: Linux Powers the Curious

WHEEL OF LINUX!!! (I'll take Arch, by the way, Pat!)

Linux: The Vi delivery system you've been waiting for! /s

Linux: The home for Windows and MacOS refugees.

Linux: Where all your personal data already exists in the cloud.

For the Mavericks and Makers

improvements over the competition are black and white... and a little yellow.

"Be free"

Choose your starting level!