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No, of course we don't microwave the mug WITH the teabag in it. We microwave the teabag separately.

https://explainxkcd.com/3022/

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[-] MicrowavedTea@infosec.pub 63 points 1 year ago
[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

You disgust me

[-] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 year ago

Where's throwing it into the harbor fall on this chart?

[-] RupeThereItIs@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Ok, but, why is microwaved water any different the water warmed in a kettle?

This seems like a pointless thing to get worked up over.

[-] Mwallerby@startrek.website 25 points 1 year ago

Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it

The audience were not on his side 😆

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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 year ago

How about someone who leaves the tea bag in the mug, sometimes for multiple days? Sips the tea with multiple bags still in it? It creeps me out and I am not even a big tea drinker.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 20 points 1 year ago

What the fuck

[-] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 13 points 1 year ago

Made me think of that eternal stew, but you instead add in more and more tea bags

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've done that a few times. Mostly when the previous bag was used the night before, and I was super sleepy in the morning, so didn't even bother ditching it, saving 1.3 seconds and thinking it would make my new tea stronger.

...yeah, I don't do that anymore. But this is why I used to.

UPDATE: I just made my tea just the regular way this morning. While stirring, I realised I had left the previous night's red berry tea bag in it. I didn't want to waste an otherwise perfectly fine bag of Earl Grey, so I did it again. Not intentionally, though. Also, note to self: red berry Earl Grey is not great.

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[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

I’m an American who drinks tea. I’d love to hear from our distant countrymen on how accurate this is.

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

100% spot on. Microwaved tea is comparable I would say to microwaving a steak

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

The state of education is extremely depressing holy shit.

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

It’s foul. Cup of Tannin, more like.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

... wait, there are some americans who put the tea BAG in the microwave with the water?!?

I've MADE tea using a microwave before and it was ALWAYS "heating the water in the microwave, then adding the teabag to the hot water", it never even crossed my MIND to have the tea bag inside the microwave, and frankly that sounds AWFUL.

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe, who knows? Reheating tea though is absolutely foul. Worse than reheating coffee, somehow, and reheating coffee is pretty bad.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why would you reheat tea in the first place? Just pour more boiling water in it.

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Preaching meet choir.

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[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago

For a start, you don't make tea in a kettle, you boil the water in that, then either pour into a mug or a teapot

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago

I refuse to believe that Randall doesn't know how tea is actually made, so it has to be a meta-joke / troll.

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

That’s how I do it. Electric kettle. Glass.

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[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

The patriot in me smiles every time I microwave the water. Yankee Doodle, motherfuckers.

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[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

is it even on the chart when my water cooler at home has a hot spigot that dispenses water at just the right temperature for tea brewing? it's basically like having a kettle that's always ready...

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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Patrick Stewart once said American tea was one thing he would never get used to. "For a proper cup of tea the water must be boiling when it hits the leaves." He really didn't like being brought a carafe of somewhat hot water with a teabag next to it. Even as an American I can relate.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 8 points 1 year ago

My husband is Northern German, close enough to England that he was horrified at the thought of making tea in the microwave. And he doesn't even really drink tea when he's not sick.

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

Austrian here and I too would never make tea in the microwave. (I too drink tea mostly when I am sick.)

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[-] lurklurk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Loose leaf or bust! Keep the tea bagging to online shooters

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah the kettle is just for boiling the water, nobody makes tea in it, that would wreck it. Yes, I'm English.

[-] Shir0a@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Kettle boils the water, the TEAPOT steeps and serves the tea. Somehow people end up thinking they're the same thing.

[-] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Not perfectly relevant, but I've always enjoyed Professor Elemental's take on tea.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] sephallen@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Do Americans make tea in a kettle? Teabag inside the kettle?

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[-] jet@hackertalks.com 4 points 1 year ago

Needs to map sweet tea that the south enjoys.

[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

So, where do I put my gaiwan on the spectrum?

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