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[-] F_this_stuff@sh.itjust.works 93 points 2 years ago

Yeah sorry, money is just so tight right now, we can't find it in the budget...

By the way, this is Todd, your 3rd project manager. Should really help with increasing productivity and aligning with our new buisness strategy.

Oh, and your coworker Amy just put in her two weeks, so we will have to backfill that position sometime when the budget clears up. You can take on her responsibilities temporarily though.

Oh, and I'll be in Ibiza for the next 3 weeks, talking to key internal stakeholders and top execs of our customers.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Haha. That's basically my current role. I was asked to help in an area while they find someone to fill the role. It has been ages, like months. And no fill. Just found out at a minimum, it'll be next year. So.. yeah. Even working really slow hasn't triggered them to find someone. Fuckers.

[-] dansity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 years ago

Do the minimum, no more.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Believe me, I have done far less and they still won't budge. It's almost hilarious.

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 19 points 2 years ago

However they also won't fire you for poor performance, since then there will really be nobody to do anything lol

Sounds like a win-win to me

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

It kind of is.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 years ago

And don't mention the corporate presentation from two weeks ago where we said we had record profits this year.

[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

Boss? FFS why are you on lemmy....

[-] Blapoo@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago

Prepare for a lapse in productivity!

[-] visnudeva@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

If we were on reddit I would give you an award.

[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago

Thx, something I miss 2....

Cut and give....

[-] twinnie@feddit.uk 9 points 2 years ago

Is this referencing something?

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Only how the economy is so rough that the capitalist class barely earned enough money in the budget to increase their wages by 20% this quarter from $37 million to $44 million

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