Canadian Man Crowned King of Spreadsheets at the 2024 Microsoft Excel World Championship (gizmodo.com)

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[-] tsuchino@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They call me the king of the spreadsheets. Got em all printed out on my bedsheets. -Weird Al

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I can’t even make fun. Not because he’s a fellow Canadian. Because they hand out that sick belt.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But only $ 5,000? Come on Microsoft!

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Jarman and 11 other finalists were tasked with playing a simulated game of World of Warcraft via spreadsheet

How did he manage to fit the award ceremony into his busy schedule of having sex with beautiful models? ...Probably with a spreadsheet, now I think about it.

this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024

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