submitted 3 months ago by blindbunny@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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Those hexbears stole my bean pot any time I ask for it back they just look in the pot and say, "his beanis" and laugh with eachother. Ok look I'll come clean it's not my bean pot it's John Brown Breakfast Club's I just borrowed it so I could look cool. Please help me y'all! I need beans in the pot tomorrow for mutual aid!

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[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

His beanis 🤣

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Stop! I promise I'll read more commie lore. I need the pot back though! Y'all are bullying me! 😭

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

You can start here 😈

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

But reading is hard 😭

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Do it 👿

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Here: 🫘

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

Thanks homie but I need the pot. I'll tell the breakfast club you donated though!

[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

##My Excellent Ideas For You

Negotiate: Approach the hexbears calmly and then threaten them with murder
Offer a Trade: Consider offering something in return, like a different, worse pot, or some beans (lie and say they're magic).
Gather Support: Enlist friends from the John Brown Breakfast Club to help you reclaim ~~your beanis~~ the pot with the power of friendship.
Create a Distraction: If possible, organize an event that draws their attention away while you retrieve it, like a carnival or a genocide

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