His real parents, or his human adopted parents? Because I'm not so sure he ever had a chance to see his real parents fuck. Not unless they taped it and left it on one of those crystals in his fortress of solitude. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
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But yeah, he definitely saw Johnathan slamming that midwussy.
How does one do the clapping thing in real life? Do you clap along with every word, or alternate between word and clap?
Either at the start of each word or to accentuate each syllable.
He was too young to see this on his home planet. So yeah he might have seen his earth foster parents do it
His superpowers doesn't work on Krypton
Sexual reproduction is prohibited on Krypton anyway.
And? People have sex even if they have children already.
And most people don't wanna watch
Porn. ๐
free porn, which means you have to watch
Hey I said most
Sex sells
I believe the point is, usually your kids don't have the power to see through walls. Of course I'm pretty sure most interpretations of superman, Depending on the interpretation of superman, he discovers his powers between 12 and 18.
People in here apparently don't know enough about Superman to be confused by the question.
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Which part confused you. Show us on the doll.
Oh did OP mean his adoptive parents? I was thinking about his birth parents on Krypton.
He may have been on the other room but his x-ray vision and super hearing means he knew exactly what was happening.
If he has x-ray vision shouldn't he just be seeing a bunch of bones or other dense objects not penetrable by x-rays? Can it be shut off? How? Are we sure he wasn't responsible for a drastic rise in cancer rates by going around just blasting everyone with his radiation vision all day?
While he can turn off his laser vision I am going to go ahead and say he cannot turn off x-ray vision. Superman only identifies people based on skeletal structure.
Have you ever seen Superman compliment someones hair?
Me neither.
Is there a one-shot somewhere about people around superman getting cancer due to his x-ray vision? I think it would be an observable phenomenon if his eyes always worked in this manner.
Like watchmen
He grew up on a farm. He saw lots of sex.
Also, x-ray vision. He saw lots of sex.
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