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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 103 points 10 months ago

You'll care next time you are buying a toilet seat at Home Depot and the only sizes available is skibidi or Ohio rizz

[-] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago

Please make clear wich of these only flushes via a subscription App.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 23 points 10 months ago

It's already happening. I was in Walmart today and they had a huge stand with some chocolate advertised by some youtube influencer with a creepy smile. I checked a drawing set and it had a picture with some instagram influencer art as an example. I'm not that old, but I felt really old today.

[-] javasux@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Jammy Jamaldson

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

He doesn't deserve proximity to the word good

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

I don't know who that is, but I imagine trump and Jimmy carter had a baby together.

(please don't rectify this)

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Not rectifying, but absolutely chuckling at your username

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

I like to imagine Jimmy is the one giving birth.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

The one that says sus no cap

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 11 points 10 months ago
[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 20 points 10 months ago

What a time to want to die

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

This mornign I heard "Johnny Bagofbullshit, and now this.

My vocabulary grows by leaps and bounds

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 10 months ago

How do I know which size will fit my gyatt?

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I still haven't figured out what that means. Greatest Yeet All Time Time?

[-] Alpha71@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Its a contraction of "God Damn!"

[-] don@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

breh no cap ong frfr u a reel one

[-] Alpha71@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I am slightly concerned that I completely understood that sentence...

[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Thank you for your service, fellow distinguished gentlemen.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I didn't know that and I wish he didn't feel obligated to share

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Just keep working on the control4 DIY and he's a god to me, cousin

this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2024
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