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[-] foggy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You get the fuck outta here with that, ya hear? 😡

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My money's on beef.

No amount of Chickens could successfully take a cow without help.

Also, neither works without a side starch like garlic bread.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I suspect a couple dozen chickens could peck the legs of a cow until it collapses, and then peck the cow to death.

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel like a cow just reacting to that, not even trying to fight back, just reacting to the pain, would just lead to chickens getting kicked and trampled to death.

Plus cows are a lot faster than chickens.

[-] eldain@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

Chickens are predators, cows are curious herbivores. Found proof: https://youtu.be/OeUM6zorYvM

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Elephants are herbivores as well. It doesn't make them subject to significantly smaller predators. An elephant simply existing and moving around would be enough to stop/injure/kill a great deal of predators, most of which don't even try because they know they'd lose.

I don't believe a cow would remain stationary if pack of Chickens started picking at its legs, and the act of moving/walking/running away in a crowd of attacking chickens would likely injure and kill chickens in the process. The difference in scale is just too great.

Plus a cow under attack would likely just run away. And cows are a lot faster than chickens, look it up.

[-] Faceman2K23@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

Stroganoff 2: Electric boogaloo

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I've made chicken stroganoff before. it was decent.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Somehow you guys found a way of converting beef to Spam.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

What the hell did I miss? Why is this a thing all of a sudden?

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

I’m hungry now thanks a lot

[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

But is it stroganoff to beat the challenge?

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 year ago

Why your stroganoff have pasta in it? Mine is usually with rice.

[-] Haus@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

The definitive chicken dish is Chicken Tetrachloride.

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