I think you need to fuck your mom…

i'm smelling some human rights abuses here

You fucking move out. That's not just abusive - it's sociopathic.

Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.

1. Move out.

2. Has anon never heard of toilet paper and toilets?

Anons mum isn't checking her own underwear with a UV light...

into the toilet???

also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??

Use her panties and socks.

Get a girlfriend, fap in her shower

How can you be 22 without your own money. Go buy tissues and tell your mum to mind her own business.

Have both of your arms broken, you won't be able to crank it.

I don't know why people are a) taking this even jokingly half serious and b) suggesting all sorts of weird and complex solutions when surely a 22-year could just buy whatever.

1: go to toilet

2: kneel in front facing the toilet

3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet

4:?????

5: profit

Get a chastity fetish.

There's this apparatus called washing machine.

This is how incest porn originates

MOVE
OUT

Even sweatshop workers, prisoners, and the slaves who built the World Cup stadium in Qatar were/are alowed to relieve themselves. Homeless people have some option, it seems. There is no reason for OOP to unwillingly put up with this, even with crippling NEET tendencies.

Do your own laundry.