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Anon's strict mom
(lemmy.ml)
The fuck?
Get a girlfriend, fap in her shower
I moved in with mine; now I can fap anywhere in the house. She likes watching me do it. I find it awkward but whatever. At least I don't have to pretend that the crumpled up bits of toilet paper everywhere are "snot rags" anymore.
Edit: What's with the downvotes?
This has to be fake.
4chan posts are never fake though
Is she checking her own socks and underwear?
I am definitely old. I no longer understand the internet.
What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.
But... but... people wouldn't just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?
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There is either:
- A backstory we are missing
- Anon has a weird fetish
- mom has a weird fetish
- story is fake and straight
- story is real and gay
- some combination of the above
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Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It's the only undetectable disposal method.
Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe
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this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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