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submitted 1 week ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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The fuck?

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[-] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.

[-] OR3X@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Bro wtf

[-] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 8 points 1 week ago

Did you try to grow up and move out?

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[-] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Couldn't he just flush it down the toilet?

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[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Easy solution: wake up from the delusion. Its made up.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

The answer is incest

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

That's always the answer

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