Bonus points if it's contained in a pressurized aluminum can.

Expect: "What the heck was that boom?!"

I hope it was seltzer instead of soda.

What drink?

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

I didn't forget but I put it all the way in the back to speed up the process and ended up with a slushy

our sink is close to the stove.
It has a extentable head.
It can be used to fill a pot thats already on the stove.
sometimes this takes more than 3 seconds for large pots.
so you can just hang the head of the faucet in the pot for half a minute, the hose is just long enough.

Then you go and fetch mop and bucket, and dry socks.

every single time.

I'll just boil water for hot tea instead... where'd all my water go?

This is me, but with my bong. :(

Even better I'll just put for or five cans of this beer up here to cool faster.

Hey sodas are great for that. If you're careful when you remove it, you can have a slushy in a can

If it’s the first one I never forget.

Thank you