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I guess "Bumpkin Bay" is a little too on the nose.
Or maybe "Gulf Of Florida Man."
The reason Trump is doing this is so that we are not focusing on the rift in the party over H1B visas.
Where the fuck are the Democrats hitting the issue while it's hot with 3 interviews a day agreeing with the average Republican over Trump and Musk?
Ignoring everyone. Then when it's election season again, they'll act like you're a Russian troll who just started talking to spread division.
I hope he doesn't hear about the Gulf of California. He is not going to understand that the Californias were Mexican and, thus, the Gulf is still named after the fact. He's going to claim some wacky s*it like "the name indicates it belongs to one of our states", "Mexicans are trying to steal California's assets", or something like that.
In other news, the moon will be called Lunar America and the Pacific Ocean is now known as the Sea of Freedom.
so glad the new government is focussing on this woke nonsense and not things that matter to ordinary people
Ah, focusing on the importance issues concerning Americans, truly making us great again!
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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