2016-2020 : President of Alternate Facts 2025-2029: President of Alternate Reality

He's NOT too Old to be President!

Muskland sewers

Says the president-incumbant of the Associated Regions of Second Europe.

whew! I'm glad we solved all the REAL problems so now we can focus on this shit!

I feel like it's not great to say "Congress is already prepping" instead of "Marjorie Taylor Greene is prepping legistlation"

The symbolism is on top of the "warmongering on allies" rhetoric, that could, in this case, push for a war on Mexico or takeover of its territorial rights to oil extraction in the Gulf. The lust over Greenland is its strategic role in attacking/defending Europe. The resources there are very expensive to extract due to infrastructure needs. The Panama canal is to stop Chinese trade/influence, but usual US policy is threats/coups instead of offering market prices. Panama canal fees are high due to droughts related to global warming which Trump wants to increase beyond reparability.

This is the first step to annex another region.

1. Historical Claim
2. Support separatist or militia in these region
3. Fabricate or Encourage attack on the border
4. Impose light economical sanctions
5. People in such country will get fed up and will increase clashes with the government.
6. Government start anti-usa imperialism and start military campaign against them.
7. USA say they are committing genocide or something and question their sovereignty
8. USA announce special operation to restore peace

Cycle continue ….

We saw this in Lebanon, Libya, Iraq, Syria, Yemen, Ukraine and many other countries that the USA has admitted funding different group inside them to destabilize them. But now it seems trump plan or asked to do the same with both Mexico and canada.

They can justify it with Mexico because of drugs and immigrants, but it is harder for Canada. They US news tried to blame canada for “terrorist” and “illegal immigrants” but it seems they are following the same stories with Mexico.