He's NOT too Old to be President!

Muskland sewers

2016-2020 : President of Alternate Facts 2025-2029: President of Alternate Reality

I feel like it's not great to say "Congress is already prepping" instead of "Marjorie Taylor Greene is prepping legistlation"

Says the president-incumbant of the Associated Regions of Second Europe.

The symbolism is on top of the "warmongering on allies" rhetoric, that could, in this case, push for a war on Mexico or takeover of its territorial rights to oil extraction in the Gulf. The lust over Greenland is its strategic role in attacking/defending Europe. The resources there are very expensive to extract due to infrastructure needs. The Panama canal is to stop Chinese trade/influence, but usual US policy is threats/coups instead of offering market prices. Panama canal fees are high due to droughts related to global warming which Trump wants to increase beyond reparability.

whew! I'm glad we solved all the REAL problems so now we can focus on this shit!