I guess he shouldn’t have nutted inside her.
Low hanging fruit is still fruit.
My fruit does hang pretty low
Okay grandpa time for bed
Oddly on topic.
Beat me to it :)
Aww, nuts. I came ready to shoot my shot up in this bitch. I guess it wasn't sement to be.
Too good!
I'm impressed that the hospital was able to put time into a proper investigation.
They conducted skin prick tests on the patient using different semen samples from her partner
With and without prior nut consumption. Proper science. I admire their spunk.
She sucked deez nuts?
severely allergic to Brazil nuts
I mean, just don't sleep with Brazilians? Or at least make them pull out?
That's some post-nut clarity
And here I was worried my wife was running out of excuses!
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